Tl;dr Spotlight

Alistar, the Minotaur

Alistar was a star warrior of the Minotaur tribes, and protected his own. However, Kerian Darkwill, commander of the Noxian expeditionary force, lures him away from his village. When he returns the village is basically fucked. He charges Noxus’ elite, killing hundreds, with only the best blood mages being able to intervene and chain him up. Alistar becomes a Fleshing (??) gladiator for the Noxus’ leaders’ entertainment.

Alistar’s soul is becoming twisted, but is saved by a servant girl called Ayelia. She helps him escape, and he becomes an advocate for victims of the Noxian government. He receives many philanthropic awards, ironic considering his destruction in battle.

 


Tl;dr Abilities

 

Passive – Triumphant Roar:

Range: A LOT (1000)

Each stun or displacement of an enemy champion, + every minion/small monster death, gives Alistar a stack of Triumph.

At 7 stacks he roars and heals himself + nearby allies. Roar instantly if a nearby enemy champion or epic monster dies.

 

Q – Pulverise

Range: Tiny (365)

Slam the ground beneath you, knocking up nearby enemies and dealing magic damage.

 

W – Headbutt

Range: Ehh (650)

Dash to a target enemy, stunning and dealing magic damage, + knocking them back.

 

E – Trample

Range: Teeny tiny (350)

Trample the ground for 5 seconds, dealing magic damage to nearby enemies and gaining a Trample stack every time it damages an enemy champion. You have ghost for the duration.

At 5 trample stacks, your next auto attack deals bonus magic damage and stuns.

 

R – Unbreakable Will

Become tankier for 7 seconds, and cleanse yourself of all crowd control.

 


Tips:

W-Q combo. Do it. A lot.

 

Also, don’t be like me and take forever to combo, because then you’ll just knock them away and they’ll say ‘ty’ in /All.

 


Sexiness level:

He’s a minotaur. Only thing sexy about him is all the meat you could potentially cook.

 


Skins:

Alistar_Splash_18.jpg

MOO COW ALISTAR FOR GOD SAKE HAVE YOU SEEN THE TAUNT HAVE YOU SEEN THE SKIN HAVE YOU SEEN HOW WONDERFULLY PERFECT IT IS.

 


Relationships:

Seriously, this new lore system thing sucks. Why can I only see that there IS a relationship, and not what the relationship is?? Or am I missing something??

 

Xin Zhao is listed as the only related champion. Yeah, a cow and a traditional Chinese guy. Okay.

 


Cosplay difficulty: 9/10

Well…I mean…

 

It’s kinda hard to pull off a sexy Alistar cosplay, in a bikini and whatnot. It would be next level difficult building a minotaur suit, and making it bigger than yourself etc. I honestly wouldn’t even know where to begin.

 

But if any of you manage to make a legit Alistar cosplay, I need to see it. Please and thank you.

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